RSS FeedLeave your funniest or most "huh?" search term in the comments here and Toni and I will pick our favorite on June 15. The winner will receive this nifty little badge to proudly display on their sidebar!
What are still doing reading? Go check your StatCounter or SiteMeter or whatever and don't forget to check them daily. Multiple entries are definitely allowed!
No purchase necessary to win. Must be 18 years old to enter. Prize not redeemable for cash and must be accepted as awarded. By claiming the prize, winner agrees to proudly display it in their sidebar. Side effects may include drowsiness, sleeplessness, yellow toenails, kidney dysfunction, and brain hemorrhage.
24 People Talking Back:
Now we get to see how many weirdos and pervs are out there!
YEA! I love this contest. =)
Most of mine are dull. All searches for something regarding hip dysplasia (which Zoe was born with) and bathroom remodelling (gee, I wonder why). Some that made me go "huh?" or "eeewww" though... so I'll share.
1. "how do the chinese stay thin?"
ummmm... i dunno. what does that have to do with me? I'm not chinese or thin.
2. "handyman banging housewives"
well, it's not my handyman. but maybe that would make the work move a long quicker???
3. "videos of moms bathing infront of son"
what??? eeewww??? who looks for this stuff? And who makes those videos? And, I don't have a son, so why me?
I never get any good ones:(
While my entry doesn't count, I just saw one on my statcounter for "upside down breasts". Inverted nipples I could see, but upside down breasts?????
Even though I'm afraid of the side effects, I'm gonna give this a try..
I got a "my mom sniffs my panties." Does it get any stranger than that??
I don't have many searches [ ha! don't have many visitors either]
but these two struck me as the oddest.
1. gas chamber kitten
2. How would you spend a romantic evening with someone you have been dating for more than one year
It's a given you can find me with fried pbj ;)
"upside down breasts"~
You checked, didn't you???
Enjoyed the read. I will be back for more.
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I just got "my vagina is on fire"
Here's mine:
"my aunts bra"
I can't imagine what they were looking for... or what I had to offer.
I don't have many, but my favorite is "wasn't wearing any panties" I know why that pulled my blog up (read the post on prom) but what were *they* looking for? :)
I know this is a voting thing, but I'm gonna leave an opinion here (simply b/c I never check waht the searches are). Burg's is the most bizarre out there!!!
Yea, mine are dull:
Freezing fun facts
does standing count as exercise
Feeling passionless
My husband would agree with these three, LOL
his testicles made me pregnant...
wel, duh!
Oh my.. I just got "poo my panties" and "dad shrink taller than inches."
Yep, I got pervs for 'ya. How about
1. "rectal exam stirrups nurse toy"
2. "mommy have to change your stinky diaper"
3. "mommy games"
Yep, my mind's obviously in the gutter, but I know I'm not the only one who went there. ;)
I LOVE this contest!
http://passthechocolate.blogspot.com/2007/06/oogly-googly.html
This is a great contest!
I got:
"son peeking at mom in the shower"
EWWWWW!!
Here via Shauna at Pass the Chocolate... what a great idea! I'm totally gonna participate!
this is a great contest idea...here are mine - nothing great in this batch:
annoying playgroup moms
"moms in high heels"
"Spray Park"+NJ
overweight on water rides
coolwhip yougart pie
but i did have one regarding peeing and pleasure but i can not locate it.
here are a couple...
braided nose hair - you might have a problem if your hose hair is that long!
forced to eat semen - I don't want to know - how on earth did that get linked to my blog? lol
paris hilton has no redeaming qualities - DUH! Again, I am not sure how that linked to my blog
This is a brilliant idea! Today, I have:
"MY BOOBS ARE ALL LUMPY" - I'm not clear on why the searcher has to yell.
When we got our dog fixed, a few days later, up popped, "Fixing the dog yourself." Well, that was something I'd certainly never considered.
"Enjoying enemas" (I don't)
"photographing floppy boobs" (I don't, but I could if I wanted to)
"Kids love me too much." (Can't happen)
Some times I find it depressing how many searches are freaky or just mean. I wrote a whole post in response to the search last December "Why are Jews messing up the holidays."
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