Thursday Thirteen #12

I am feeling very lazy and in somewhat of a funk today so the best thing I can come up with are 13 lines from one of my favorite movies. Can you guess the movie?

1. Her: A C minus in Women's Studies.
Him: Yeah, well, that class wasn't about what I thought it was about.

2. Him: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.
Her: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

3. Staff: Who're we calling, sir?
Him: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of It's None of Your Damn Business, *****. I'll be with you in a second.

4. Staff#2: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Him: I'm going over to her house. I'm going to stand outside her door until she let's me in, and I'm not leaving 'til I get her back.
Staff#2: How are you going to do that, sir?
Him: Well, I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm sure groveling will be involved

5. Her: How do you have patience for people who claim they love America, but clearly can't stand Americans?

6. Him: America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You've got to want it bad, because it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say, "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil who is standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.

7. Daughter: If you were a dork you should say you're sorry. Girls like that

8. Him: We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me, I patronized her. Didn't have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection.

9. Him: She didn't say anything about me?
Staff#2: No, but I could always pass her a note before study hall.

10. Him: I've loved two women in my life. I lost one to cancer and I lost the other because I was too busy keeping my job to do my job. Well, that ends right now.

11. Daughter: Do you see it as part of your job to torture me?
Him: No, just one of the perks.

12. Her: If someone had asked me yesterday, I'd have told them that the Quebec Conference is made up of six professional hockey teams.

13. Her: um... uh... I'm sure there's an appropriate thing to say at this moment... probably some formal apology for the "nice ass" remark would be in order, I just... I don't quite know how to word it.
Him: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have called you at home. Should I call you at the office tomorrow?
Her: No, no, of course not... I mean, yes, you can call me anytime you want... this is fine, right now is fine, when I said, "of course not," I meant... that... You know what, to hell with it, I'm moving to another country!

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